Monday, October 17, 2005

The Adventures Of...


So today, of all days, I decided that I was going to make a mess of Holiday Inn.  Not in my usual organizing way, but by applying for a job.

So I go up to ask for an application, and this is how it went down:

Counter Guy: So, what position are you applying for?

ME: I dunno.  What's open, off the top of your head.

Counter Guy: Well, for guys like you, we usually have the restaurant or the buffet.

ME:... (leaning in REAL CLOSE) What kind of guy do you suppose I am?

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I should have throated that guy.

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