So today, of all days, I decided that I was going to make a mess of Holiday Inn. Not in my usual organizing way, but by applying for a job.
So I go up to ask for an application, and this is how it went down:
Counter Guy: So, what position are you applying for?
ME: I dunno. What's open, off the top of your head.
Counter Guy: Well, for guys like you, we usually have the restaurant or the buffet.
ME:... (leaning in REAL CLOSE) What kind of guy do you suppose I am?
Rocksmokingcockblocking
BIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I should have throated that guy.
Monday, October 17, 2005
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