So now I'm applying for AmeriCorps.
Wish me luck.
Now watch... I'll enter the program, excited and ready. It pays dick and the work is immense. Then, I'll get endless amounts of responses from my union organizing gigs. Unable to quit, I'll get pissed off and shoot someone. I'll then enter prison, where I'll lift weights and work on my criminal skills.
Wow, I really need a job.
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
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Someone will pour toxic chemicals on you, after recovering you'll discover that you have new, awe-inspiring super powers. You'll emerge from prison, an angry, skilled criminal with the power to destroy the world.
I thought "Peace Corps, that's it!", but I didn't get around to thinking of AmeriCorps - which is a much better idea, from what I hear. Good luck.
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